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VIDEO: Shit Guitarists Say

Some hilarious home truths going on right here 01-Feb-12

If you can watch this, and truly say that you have never done or said any of these things as a guitarist, then we commend you.

My favourite moment is the bit where he looks down the neck and says "Yeah, that's a good one." Too close to home.

I have committed many of these offences during my career as a guitarist, and I will continue to do so!

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TheMarshallFan 22-May-12 11:35 AM

"i think you should get some emg's" oh hell no, i just pickeup up an esp eclipse 2 but i put seymour duncans in it right away. emgs suck balls


yugang08 20-May-12 08:07 PM

sounds like he was about to play stairway to heaven and why that bit is thrown in is because, while it is a good classic led zeppelin song, it is one of the most overplayed songs ever and its just so cliche for a guitarist to play at this point in time haha


Kreason95 20-May-12 02:44 AM

"It sounds too muddy" "I think you should get some EMGs" I rest my case, contradictions anger me


tatoo190 17-May-12 11:10 PM

"is this organic wood?" lmfao


activesk8tr 17-May-12 05:19 AM

wow look at that big muff!!!!!


prodigy10690 17-May-12 03:59 AM

What song is being played at 2:18?


RoxtarFreak 16-May-12 02:49 AM

Hahahahah i totaly got the pick in the mouth and where the pick is things! Describes my life!


twilightyip 15-May-12 01:01 AM

Ill just turn it up.. a bit... *slids hand across all Knobs* xD Made my day


garydupuis 14-May-12 10:49 PM

LMFAO!!!! That's the funniest shit I have ever heard!!! 


buttteambuttsteam1 14-May-12 11:00 AM

congrats, quite the LOL video !


cockofthenorth 14-May-12 12:54 AM

*Stares at Triple Rectifier*..."Is this too loud to play in an apartment?

That's another one I hear that one quite often, lol...


martin8uq 13-May-12 07:57 PM

I work in a guitar shop and hear this shit every day...... mostly off the the staff !!


TheBadfish11 13-May-12 07:32 PM

61 people know where their picks are.


SilverHammer1 13-May-12 06:21 PM

Has anyone seen my pick?


MASTERMARK360 13-May-12 05:00 PM

LOL AHAHAHHAHA I AWAYS SAY GUITAR SOLO


Artyom1997 13-May-12 07:50 AM

0:35 guitar so low guitar so low guitar so low guitar so low guitar so low...


Dazp94 12-May-12 07:15 PM

1:35 LOOOL EPIC . Well I do almost all this shit so I guess Im a guitarist


MrEvilBacon 10-May-12 10:14 PM

0:15 Ibanez RGA7 all the way


40proline 10-May-12 06:08 AM

????


ltownrocker133 09-May-12 03:43 AM

1:19 i do that so much


Tommytotally 08-May-12 05:02 PM

Can you tab that out for me? What key is that? Can you hear me? Oh you can, ok well Im gonna turn up anyway...


cjrizzle93 08-May-12 03:03 AM

I can only read tabs


MrWiiPS360 07-May-12 04:05 PM

You forgot "I play by ear"


Slashisthebest8 06-May-12 05:46 PM

its quite funny for norwegians because. Pick means dick in N\norwegian xD


TrickshootingProject 06-May-12 02:33 PM

Congratulations! ur the typical guitarist :)


jac32067 06-May-12 04:51 AM

ssspruce topppp?


Phoenixbird27 06-May-12 01:09 AM

'Shall I put this in the effects loop?' LMAO!


Calibur43 05-May-12 09:37 PM

"Is this made of a quilt?" Hahaha.


UzumakiNarutoKun96 05-May-12 07:42 PM

Last month i bought 30 picks at once, all the same kind. I lost averagely 1 every day and i only got 2 left now..


KJFilmProductions 05-May-12 04:21 PM

lovedit ahhahhahahaa


Iamfukenripped 05-May-12 11:16 AM

Lmao, this is great xD..


pathofgore 04-May-12 02:19 PM

Is this organic wood?


blackknightkanos 04-May-12 10:49 AM

GUITAR SOLO!!!


FeudalMoon 04-May-12 12:18 AM

Haha "That sounds really crunchy!"


blackwidow88812 03-May-12 07:50 PM

0:25 that's what she said


Xing3000 03-May-12 02:28 PM

Bit weird. :S


TrickshootingProject 03-May-12 12:38 PM

i lost my first guitar pick like a month ago and while watching this video i found it :)


UNGETABLE7 03-May-12 07:39 AM

Apart from: GUITAR SOOLOOO, all else is dead on.. Haha..


SomeRandomTangent 03-May-12 05:16 AM

lol at 0:42


MrDuckLiver 03-May-12 01:06 AM

and the oscar goes to...


yjm526 03-May-12 12:16 AM

"muddy" is called the brown sound, made famous by EVH.


TangeClown 03-May-12 12:05 AM

i know hendrix was very influential to the progress of guitar. i only think its stupid when people still, to this day, say he was and is the greatest ever and that he could do things people still cant reproduce. its just ignorant and untrue. techniques have been invented AFTER he died. and in the 40 or so years that hes been gone, naturally people have come around that are better. thats all that gets me off about jimi. and yes, those pickups really helped with micks tone and it was a good move


Bensidhe 02-May-12 11:31 PM

I ate it ...no joke =)


PANICBLADE 02-May-12 11:12 PM

you can think hendrix completely sucks at guitar too, as long as you respect his significance to the guitar world. i have great respect for mick after seeing his vid on his blackouts. duncan wanted them to be able to pickup more tonal dynamics and more of the guitars natural sound, and they did. and when mick tried some he loved them but wanted to take it a step further and go for an even more complex tone that will be more responsive and it happend. props to him. not ignorant in the slightest.


TangeClown 02-May-12 10:07 PM

i love schecter so much. and yeah i could have been a lot more specific. i do have my own skeptic views of hendrix but not in ignorant ways that a lot of people i know have. i used to not be a fan of ibanez but recently i played a friends mick thompson sig and im going to give ibanez another chance.


PANICBLADE 02-May-12 10:01 PM

hey man, as long as your not on of those kids whos like, why do they still even make guitars with less than 24 frets now? or malmsteen can play way better than hendrix, why is hendrix so famous? then you are welcome to your opinions. i wouldve been more clear in the first message but i only had 500 letters. all that stuff would make a good guitar but it would have to be handled right. like i think the ibanez js2400 is DAMN awesome, and others too like schecter the blackjack sls c-1 fr-s.


Disasterpeice01 02-May-12 09:09 PM

You forgot "I used to know how to play that..."


Bamboozaler 02-May-12 08:33 PM

I say 80% of the things in this video every day......


TangeClown 02-May-12 08:23 PM

i said the wrong combinations can lead to bad results. if i pick up a guitar with all but one of those preferred features we listed, i would still say its a very good guitar. and it isnt malmsteens spead that attracts me. there are millions of super shredders out there. his use of real music theory and structure is what i love about him and his ability to bring it all back to symphonic music with great guitar


dave12593 02-May-12 04:52 PM

Gimme that black SG!


 

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