Music Computing has announced what they describe as a revolutionary breakthrough that will allow musicians and producers to create without limits. They tell us that ASSCAP is a music production system that allows your brain to interface directly with your smart phone running our digital audio workstation app, which enables you to literally crap out a completely mastered CD ready for radio or internet streaming. Here's the details in the company's own words...

The mind interface module contains state-of-the-art sensors which can read the notes in your brain and transmit them to the application in your smart phone.

Once the notes are processed, they are then transmitted to the production briefs where they are mastered and burned onto a CD.

The production briefs are one size fits all. Velcro straps ensure a tight fit to eliminate distortion or dropouts.

ASSCAP is designed with our patent pending "Daisy chain collaboration protocol", which allows multiple producers and artists to work together to create masterpieces. It takes the project from inspiration to platinum albums with ease.

With ASSCAP, it's now possible to literally crap out club bangers anytime and anywhere you like. It works just as well in public bathrooms as your own private one.

So, join the new movement...ASSCAP now and get the music out of your system once and for all.

Pricing and Availability:
TBC

More information:

• Music Computing

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