What with all the fuss surrounding the release of the Fifty Shades of Grey film this week, we thought we'd cash-in do our own version for all you modular nuts out there.

Obviously without the budget that 100 million worldwide book sales would generate, we'll have to make do with this lower budget, but if I may say, more artistically credible adaptation. Critics have panned this film, whereas ours...

Particularly poignant given the sad loss of 80's art pop icon Steve Strange - so perhaps while you watch this, you can play Fade To Gray below.

Feel free to post any synth/BDSM mashup puns you feel appropriate in the comments.

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