Here's what Tonehammer has to say...
The gnomes are known for their outrageous generosity and we about to take it to a whole new level of intensity. We want you to post your most shitty, shameful, lackluster, humiliating and embarrassing piece of music. It doesn't matter whether its that poor rejected dance remix you did of Depeche Mode, that condom commercial you never told anybody about, that poor orchestration you were so proud of in 2006, that oh-so-emotional midi piano piece for ur ex girlfriend or your ill-destined attempt at making old Taiko samples sound good with EQ/compression.
The most important thing is that you shame yourself to the max and for that we will reward you handsomely.
Now here are rules:

• 1. We will only accept submissions through soundcloud or youtube
• 2. Please post your soundcloud or youtube link in the comment field below this post
• 3. We will announce the winners on December 25th 2010

The three most distasteful compositions will be rewarded the following:

• 1. Place will win our Bundle 2 (all our untuned percussion libraries – value $755)
• 2. Place will win our Bundle 3 (all our Forgotten Voices libraries – value $398)
• 3. Place will win our Bundle 1 (all our tuned percussion libraries – value $368)

Some examples for inspiration:
Shameful Compositions by Tonehammer
More information:

• Shame And Win

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